Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Father of one of my kids

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A
 guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at
him. She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her
from.


So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're
the
father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher."

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